Squash in Egypt

The following is a *SPOILER*… on smackdown results!

- The Hardy Boyz beat Chavo Guerrero & Gregory Helms in a pre-TV dark match. This was held before the ECW TV taping and opened the show for the live crowd.

- As they made the change from the ECW set to the Smackdown set, a Triple H video package played on the Tron.

- Smackdown opens with Batista, Mr. Kennedy and Finlay brawling backstage. Eventually the brawl takes them onto the stage. The lights go out, then return with Undertaker stood in the middle of the ring. They lights go back off and back on, with Undertaker nowhere to be seen.

- The Undertaker & Batista vs Mr. Kennedy & Finlay in a no DQ match was announced as the main event.

- The Boogeyman & Kane beat William Regal & Dave Taylor after The Boogeyman hit Taylor with a sit-down version of Khali’s finisher. This one dragged.

- Deuce (w/Domino) beat Brian Kendrick (w/Paul London).

- MVP cut a quick promo, then won a quick squash match against ‘The Scottish Champion’ (Drew Galloway we think). MVP grabs the mic to announce a second opponent, but he’s interrupted by Chris Benoit. We get Benoit vs MVP right away, with Benoit winning via countout after MVP rolls out the ring to avoid the diving headbutt, and walks away. He teases returning to the ring at the count of nine, but walks away again.

- Teddy Long and Kristal were shown backstage talking.

- Jillian Hall vs Michelle McCool was up next. Jillian sang and dedicated her song to Prince William, since he’s single now. Somehow she sounds even worse live than on TV. Jillian then beat McCool, but got beat up after the match.

- The Undertaker & Batista vs Mr. Kennedy & Finlay is up now. Batista is working with his right thigh taped up. Batista pinned Finlay after a spinebuster for the win. Post-match, Batista cut a promo, saying he’d take his World Title back from Undertaker this Sunday. Undertaker responded by saying he’ll take Batista’s soul
- ECW got started with CM Punk backstage with the New Breed. Punk gave one of those phony heel apologies and said to put it behind them as they’ve got the 8-man elimination match coming up tonight.

- Bobby Lashley beat Umaga via DQ in their WrestleMania 23 rematch. After the match, Lashley beat down Armando and Vince.

- Elijah Burke cut a promo saying tonight was the biggest night of the New Breed’s life.

- A video for The Condemned aired.

- Snitsky beat Balls Mahoney in a short match.

- CM Punk returned for another New Breed match ahead of tonight’s ECW main event.

- A video aired to plug the Dusty Rhodes DVD, which has been out for a year or so.

- The ECW Originals (RVD, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer) took on The New Breed. Punk was made by Burke to sit at ringside to keep it 4 on 4 as The New Breed team is Burke, Striker, Cor Von and Thorn. They eventually get down to Burke vs RVD. Punk laid out Burke with a kick, leading to Van Dam hitting him with the frogsplash and
getting the win.

Post-match, Punk hit Burke with the Go To Sleep to end the ECW taping.

thats stupid cm punk can’t be a orginal

Justin vs Just Lose it vs Usahole
This match started with Just Lose it leaving the ring for some reason.before the match even started.so justin and usahole started punching each other in the ring.after that,out of nowhere justin instead of giving a punch,decided to go for a DDT.which he connected.after that.Justin went to the turnbukcle.it seemed like he was gonna go for a Shooting Star Press.but Jost Lose it came to the ring.and tossed him to the outside.then JLI went for the pin.but usahole did a rollup.and got a 2 count only.it seemed like JLI was desesperate so he went for a twis of fate early and connected it.after that.Justin came in and hit a german suplex on JLI.and pinned Usahole for the 3 count.and Justin got the win.Result-Winner:Justin

*Promo*
Kira’s promo

Promo:Tonight i face another Nobody in this place.When i came,i thought i would get mroe respect by terri,but i guess i was wrong.Well Still i will punish Soul After Soul.I beat the Odd one already.Malik Hardy.All he is,is the Next Victim i will Have.Your suffering will be a big example for every other Person in this place.That Includes the Big Dogs.Like PD,LCJ,UJ and HSM.There is nothing No one can do about it.And if anyone wants to try and stop me.Here is your big chance.that someone will come here and challenge me.Face to Face.*waits a few minutes*
I expected no one to como,i am already Feared.Malik Hardy.you already have no chance.If you dare not to appear i will Hunt You Down.Cuz that’s how i do my Job.now get ready

Match 2
Kira vs Malik Hardy
Before the match Kira said that malik was only his next victim,and that he would continue punishing people.The match started with Malik in the ring.started with his entrance,the lights went out.and then they were back on.By that Time Kira was already in the ring.So Malik Tried to Punch Kira,but Kira Blocked it.and hit a CodeBreaker,then a Chokeslam From Hell.and got the 3 count.But that didn’t end nothing.Kira thought that wasn’t enough punishment.So he went for a Crowbar.And Attacked Malik with it on his Knee 10 times straight.After that the lights went out.for 2 minutes and when they came back.Kira and Malik were gone

*Backstage segment*
Psycho Dude is walking backstage when he is ambushed.His attackers?The Funking Punk,The Dragon & Poncho.They all do ther finshers on him and then Dragon takes a mic and sais:XYAF,Get ready for the Elite Order!

Match 3
Poncho vs The Odd one
This was another squash match,it seemed like the odd one was still hurt from Kira since the last match they had.As the match Started.The odd one tried to go for a Belly to Belly suplex.but he was too tired.and Poncho countered it for his own Belly to Belly.that move was like enough and Poncho got the 3 count with that.
after the match,the lights went out.and the titantron screen had 4 Letters."KIRA".that made Poncho get paralized a bit.so he ran out of the ring through the crowd.and when the lights were on again.the Odd one wasn’t there

Match 4
Lionheart Chris Jericho vs Psycho Dude
In what could’ve been the best match of the night,it was a HUGE dissaapointment.Psycho Dude was very hurt and Lionheart got a easy win.The match started with LCJ cross-bodying PD.3 minutes later LCJ went for the LionSault and won
*LCJ vs The Dragon for the Undisputed championship in 2 weeks*

Match 5
the dark demon vs The Ultimate Opportunist
The match started with Demon going for the clothsline.TUO T-Bone suplexed demon but Demon got up and irish whipped Opportunist in the turnbuckle.There Dark Demon went for his finisher Chokeslam 6(Turnbuckle version) and won

Match 6
XYAF Divas champ ms.lol vs Malyssa(non-title)
Short match.ms.lol went for the hurrancara and Malyssa went down.When Malyssa got up,ms.lol MickieDT’d her and wen for the pin
1…2…3,ms.lol wins

Match 7
Justin vs XYAF Tag team Champion Shaun Cold Stunner
Squash match.In his second match of the night Justin controlled the match.He went to JacKopy Shaun Cold Stunner(steal his finisher) and wen for the stunner.1…2…3 Justin won

Event
Inferno GM Terrilicious came out
Terri:As you know both mid-card title are in the other brand Judgement.I will now introduce you a third mid-card title which will be Inferno exclusive:the Silver Championship!
Ouh and next Inferno’s main event is Kira,LCJ & Psycho Dude 99 vs Poncho,The Funking Punk & The Dragon!

Main event
Goldberg (HSM) vs Undisputed Jericho
The match starts with HSM going for a superplex.UJ wanted a quick win and went for the Codebreaker but he failed.HSM made a F-U and when UJ got up,HSM T-Bone suplexed UJ and then made his finsher Blood Suplex and won

Great details, 9/10