Squash in Egypt

Does anybody have any good timeline links for Egyptian history? Not the ones with the Dynasty dates but the ones with accomplishments like battles, kings, advancements, etc. Thanks! Oh, and I’ve already used these links:

http://www.ancientegypt.co.uk/time/explore/main.html
http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210200/ancient_egypt/timeline.htm
http://www.ancientresource.com/lots/egyptian.html
http://home.hiwaay.net/~jalison/giza2.jpg
http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/EGYPT/TIMELINE.HTM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/25/planetsmontage_narrowweb__300×453,0.jpg
http://www.egyptologyonline.com/chronology.htm
http://www.btinternet.com/~glynhughes/squashed/egyptbookofthedead.htm
http://www.king-tut.org.uk/ancient-egypt-history/ancient-egyptian-timeline.htm

You’ve done some good work. Here’s another one to try:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/egyptians/timeline.shtml

As America changes, so does the store where America shops. In Dearborn this week, the world’s largest retailer opens a store like no other among its 3,500 U.S. outlets. Walk through the front door of the 200,000-square-foot supercenter and instead of rows of checkout counters, you find a scene akin to a farmers market in Beirut. Twenty-two tables are stacked high with fresh produce like kusa and batenjan, squash and eggplant used in Middle Eastern dishes. Rimming the produce department are shelves filled with Arab favorites like mango juice from Egypt and vine leaves from Turkey used to make mehshi, or stuffed grape leaves. A walled-off section of the butcher case is devoted to Halal meats, slaughtered in accordance with Islamic law (when a Wal-Mart manager noticed the pork section was too prominent he ordered it moved, since Muslims don’t eat pork). In the freezer case, you’ll find frozen falafel. You can also pick up a CD from Lebanese pop singer Ragheb Alama or buy Muslim greeting c

I do not feel welcome to walmart because I don’t shop there. I haven’t been to a walmart in over 2 years and I ‘m still alive. Imagine that!

Egypt or Saudi Arabia?
UEFA Or La Liga?
Algebra or Geometry?
History or Geography?
Netherlands or Ukraine?
Messi or Toni?
Cannavaro or Terry?
salsa dance or jazz?
Tennis or squash?
summer or winter?
would you play for your national team or fave club?

please copy and paste then answer
my answers:
Egypt or Saudi Arabia?Egypt
UEFA Or La Liga?UEFA
Algebra or Geometry?Algebra
History or Geography?History
Netherlands or Ukraine?Netherlands
Messi or Toni?Messi
Cannavaro or Terry?Cannavaro
salsa dance or jazz?Salsa
Tennis or squash?Tennis
summer or winter?Winter

Egypt or Saudi Arabia? Egypt
UEFA Or La Liga? UEFA, only if Valencia’s in it
Algebra or Geometry? Algebra
History or Geography? Geography
Netherlands or Ukraine? Netherlands
Messi or Toni? Messi
Cannavaro or Terry? Terry
salsa dance or jazz? salsa
Tennis or squash? squash…i’m good at that
summer or winter? summer
would you play for your national team or fave club? i would be dumb to say no

it is a ‘hard’ straw hat & it got squashed in my suitcase

Use steam as it will soften the fibers without soaking them thus allowing you to shape the hat the way that you remember it before the suitcase accident!!!!

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
come on guys add your jokes

Funny, but honestly a bit disturbing to see your name under that avatar!

Edit:
OK, here are a couple!

Dear Friday,
When I was walking in the lady first yesterday, I saw a piece of religion of a girl, she was egg and sweet. I said "Ya earth keep what is on you. A hundred evenings on your eyes ya beautiful." She said "Poison!" I said "Poison from your hand is poisonpoison ya moon." She shouted in me "Yes, yes, your mother’s soul. Do you remember me one of them? Collect yourself or I’ll collect the street on you ya Omar." The girl entered my brain. I said "your right on me. It shows on you: you are a daughter of people. I want you on the book of God and his prophet.The boon on me, I’ll write my book on you tonight. " She laughed and said "On your slow, on your slow, write the book one piece? Not talk on me first?" I shouted "I die in the cream, ya thousand white mornings, I’m going to talk on you right now."
Kamanana

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport.
"Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That’ll be LE 250."
"LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."