Comments on: Do people in Egypt tell jokes at parties? Do you know any? http://www.squashegypt08.com/squash-egypt/do-people-in-egypt-tell-jokes-at-parties-do-you-know-any all your squash Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:34:59 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Cut!E TotY :) http://www.squashegypt08.com/squash-egypt/do-people-in-egypt-tell-jokes-at-parties-do-you-know-any/comment-page-1#comment-725 Cut!E TotY :) Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:40:59 +0000 http://www.squashegypt08.com/squash-egypt/do-people-in-egypt-tell-jokes-at-parties-do-you-know-any#comment-725 so funny thanks for sharing<br><b>References : </b><br> so funny thanks for sharing
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]]> By: Farah Phoenix! :D http://www.squashegypt08.com/squash-egypt/do-people-in-egypt-tell-jokes-at-parties-do-you-know-any/comment-page-1#comment-724 Farah Phoenix! :D Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:57:59 +0000 http://www.squashegypt08.com/squash-egypt/do-people-in-egypt-tell-jokes-at-parties-do-you-know-any#comment-724 Funny, but honestly a bit disturbing to see your name under that avatar! Edit: OK, here are a couple! Dear Friday, When I was walking in the lady first yesterday, I saw a piece of religion of a girl, she was egg and sweet. I said "Ya earth keep what is on you. A hundred evenings on your eyes ya beautiful." She said "Poison!" I said "Poison from your hand is poisonpoison ya moon." She shouted in me "Yes, yes, your mother's soul. Do you remember me one of them? Collect yourself or I'll collect the street on you ya Omar." The girl entered my brain. I said "your right on me. It shows on you: you are a daughter of people. I want you on the book of God and his prophet.The boon on me, I'll write my book on you tonight. " She laughed and said "On your slow, on your slow, write the book one piece? Not talk on me first?" I shouted "I die in the cream, ya thousand white mornings, I'm going to talk on you right now." Kamanana A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!" Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!" Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!" The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be LE 250." "LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?" "Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."<br><b>References : </b><br> Funny, but honestly a bit disturbing to see your name under that avatar!

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OK, here are a couple!

Dear Friday,
When I was walking in the lady first yesterday, I saw a piece of religion of a girl, she was egg and sweet. I said "Ya earth keep what is on you. A hundred evenings on your eyes ya beautiful." She said "Poison!" I said "Poison from your hand is poisonpoison ya moon." She shouted in me "Yes, yes, your mother’s soul. Do you remember me one of them? Collect yourself or I’ll collect the street on you ya Omar." The girl entered my brain. I said "your right on me. It shows on you: you are a daughter of people. I want you on the book of God and his prophet.The boon on me, I’ll write my book on you tonight. " She laughed and said "On your slow, on your slow, write the book one piece? Not talk on me first?" I shouted "I die in the cream, ya thousand white mornings, I’m going to talk on you right now."
Kamanana

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Cairo and asked to be taken to the Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Fiat, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport.
"Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!"
The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That’ll be LE 250."
"LE 250? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"
"Taxi meter. Made in Egypt. Very fast."
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