How do i really get back at my science teacher?

before you suggest telling the principal, read this.
1. In the summer, it was 30°c the one of the hottest day that year: he got a huge fan out and pointed it at himself.
2. He is constantly telling me to shut up becouse i have an opinion on what is being discussed.
3. he shows off and thinks he is funny, when he really just is not in the slightest, and everyone laughs, mainly nerds, gets his squash racket out and starts playing during lessons, try’s to play the violin, during lessons.
4. he thinks he is the most amazing person in the world.

5. i recently bought a new pair of head phones, good ones, instead of the ones that hurt and came free with my ipod. I was wearing them around my neck and had forgotton completely and he told me to remove them, along with " how can you walk around with those stupid things on? ". and through the whole lesson he would not stop, permission to say, taking the p1ss out of me and them for the whole hour of the lesson, i went to borrow some glue from harvey he shouts " ALEX! GET ON YOUR HEADHONES AND RIDE THEM BACK TO YOUR PLACE!" in front of the whole class, and they found it hilarious and i didnt.

the only time i have got back at him a bit was when someone repeated a funny scientific name he had just pronounced for us. he spun around and shouted at me for 5 whole minuets. "your stupid, ignorant, selfish, disturbing, etcetc" i got moved away from cherise, and my friend aris stood up to him, he said " sir, you just put alex down for no reason, in front of the whole class. you didnt need to do that." and he bellowed " why not! he is disrupting my lesson!" aris replied" sir; it wasnt alex." his face dropped and he immidiatly apologized and moved me back. he was nice to for the rest of the lesson. but i would not accept his apology. he really did upset me that day, for no reason what so ever.

so you see, i need to really embarass, and annoy him the best i can and i dont care what we have to do, please will someone suggest a really good comeback for when he shouts at me or a prank we can play to really cheese off this guy. thanks,
-alex

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5 comments

  1. Derek says:

    plastic explosives
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  2. Bobarine says:

    tell the principal, parents, ect… he will be s cr ewed
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    lol

  3. Lilly says:

    I highly recommend that students carry and conceal small tape recorders into class with them when they have a teacher who mistreats them or other students. Record the teacher’s behavior and turn in the tape anonymously to the front office and/or make a copy and send to the Board of Education. Teachers are the only professionals who during the time that they have a captive audience, they are not monitored during their working hours as to how they are treating their customers (students).
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  4. D T says:

    One of the most mature things you can do is behave and since you have influence with your friends get them to do the same thing. Only answer questions and/or talk when your name is called and stay in your seat. Being a student is lots of work. Work on being a good one.
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  5. asgspifs says:

    You sound immature and selfish. It sounds like you are the problem, not so much the teacher.

    He may not be the best teacher, but even the best teacher in the world can’t teach an unruly student who is unwilling to learn. Try to be a better student.

    By all means, bring in a recorder if you think he is saying inappropriate things, but remember, a recorder is double edged sword – it records your voice, too.
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